FAQ

Welcome to the Inside 

You’ve found the door. The hoodie is the key. The 500 Hoodie Club isn't about rejecting labels anymore; it’s about wearing the only one that counts. This isn't a transaction; it's an initiation. This page clarifies the rules of the club, the meaning of the number, and why the price of admission is exactly what it is. If you have to ask why, you might not be ready to wear it.

1. Why is the hoodie $500?

The cost is the point. It's the central statement of the 500 Hoodie Club—it's not just a transaction, but a decision to join the movement. We aren't interested in mass appeal; we’re interested in the right appeal. The price acts as a filter, separating those who follow hype from those who set the standard. When you wear the "500," you aren't advertising a brand; you’re signaling that you understand your value is inherent. The price is the Plot Twist that keeps the circle tight. It's 500.

2. What does the "500" stand for? 

It’s the code for the initiated. The "500" represents a calculated departure from the mainstream—a rebellion against the noise of empty branding. But we didn't just walk away; we built something better. The number signals that you’ve exchanged the chaos of hype for the clarity of the Club. It’s a badge of distinction for those who know that the strongest statement is the one you don't have to shout. You know your true value is intrinsic. This is the uniform that confirms it. To the outsider, it’s a number. To us, it’s the handshake.

3. Is this a luxury brand?

We are a private network. Luxury brands sell fashion; we sell access. The hoodie itself is intentionally understated—a standard, durable uniform designed to be worn, not worshiped. We aren't trying to impress you with exotic fabrics or high-fashion silhouettes. The value is in the wearer; the hoodie is simply the initiation to the Club. Welcome to the inside.

4. Is the price reflective of the materials?

The uniform is standard; the membership is exclusive. We don't hide behind buzzwords. The hoodie is constructed from a durable cotton blend with a premium 100% cotton face (8.5 oz) designed to last. It is a utility piece, not a luxury good. You aren't paying $500 for the cotton; you are paying to hold the standard. You are dictating that value is inherent. Members on the inside know. The hoodie is simply the physical proof of who you are—and the signal that lets us recognize our own.

5. What is the fit like?

It demands presence. The fit is generous and unisex, designed to move with you rather than cling to you. It is a relaxed cut that prioritizes confidence. We don't do "slim fit"—we do standard issue. Note: For a less oversized look, we recommend sizing down one full size. Check the size chart for specifics.

6. What is the delivery time?

Excellence isn't rushed. Your uniform is prepared with precision. Expect a delivery window of 8–10 business days (US and Canada only). We operate on club time, ensuring every package meets the standard before it leaves our doors.

7. What is your return policy?

Decisiveness is a prerequisite. We expect members to know what they want. While we honor a standard return policy for logistical issues (see footer), we encourage you to be certain before you commit. This isn't "trying it on"—it's an initiation.

8. Do you ship internationally?

The circle is currently North America only. We are exclusively shipping within the US and Canada. A network of this caliber is curated, not mass-produced. We are taking the time to solidify the club here before we extend invitations globally. Finding the right members matters more than hitting every zip code.

9. Are there any other products besides the hoodie?

The mission is singular. A movement doesn't need a catalog; it needs a flag.

The hoodie is the foundational signal of our philosophy. We aren't here to fill your closet with random merchandise to satisfy the boredom of the masses; we are here to define it with essential tools. By strictly limiting our output, we amplify the message. We refuse to participate in the churn of fast fashion. Any future expansion of the uniform will be a calculated move, not a seasonal drop. For now, the flag stands alone.

10. How can I join the community?

You’ve already joined. The moment you secured the hoodie, you entered the Club.

Welcome to the inside. The hard part is done. To stay close to the inner circle and see what we're plotting next, make sure you're on the list via the homepage. We save the best updates for the initiated.